False starts....and the infamous cardio bunny

Bit of a false start yesterday. I went to the gorcery store hungry. I have to remember to never do this. So today the cleanse begins.

Yesterday at the gym I saw my favorite cardio bunny. (fine female specimen found near elliptical, treadmill, stair-stepper, or other calorie burning equipment. usually finely attired in roll-up shorts, sorostitute mixer shirts, and nike shox.)

My bunny, was 5'6" might weigh 110, wears bra top and shorts. Hair down to her waste, huge hair in the old school banana clip, red lipstick and cell phone. She moves from machine to machine to see who is looking at her. She moved right next to me and kept looking at my treadmill to see if I noticed how fabulous she was, LOL. I wouldn't flinch. I didn't even glance over. I am sure she thinks I am jealous of her mushmellow arms and legs, huge hair and hooker lips. Ahh people so amuse me.