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August 22, 2005

Things that annoy me

1. Close talkers... I have a few of these at work, One woman practically puts her head on my shoulder when I asked her something about the schedule at work to look at my monitor... I have to totally back away

2. People who think you spell lose, loose.. Let me help you out. I need to lose weight. My pants are loose. Is it really that difficult?

3. I also hated people who used the word learnt. Thinking it wasn't correct.... 15 minutes later.... Well slap my ass and call me Sally it is... see below:

These are alternative forms of the past tense and past participle of the verb learn. Learnt is more common in British English, and learned in American English. There are a number of verbs of this type (burn, dream, kneel, lean, leap, spell, spill, spoil etc.). They are all irregular verbs, and this is a part of their irregularity.

4. So ignore 3

5. I hate carrying a lot of things at once on my shoulder. Today I had to bring so much crap to work my shirt kept lifting the bags kept falling. It makes me insane

6. Honda car doors, 9 out of 10 times I open it turn to the passenger seat to grab all my crap and it shuts. I hate that.

7. People in a fat fog.... a fat fog is when someone is overweight and they can't figure out how they got that way.... It's as if they woke up one day and they were fat. I am very aware of why I need to lose weight. I don't pretend I was injected with cream filling in the middle of the night with no knowledge of it...

August 17, 2005

My protest to chain mail



I hate chain mail. It's stupid and pointless and a waste of time. Since when does sending 7 junk mails out entitle you to a wish! ... Horseshit! So in protest this morning I created my own complete with fake email addresses. Everything you read below is fake and I wrote it. I sent it out to 15 people hoping they will pass it on. My dream is one day to get this creation back after it bounced around from email to email. It's so random and makes NO SENSE LOL... ENJOY

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See below. This really works please pass it on! What do you have to lose???

I WILL KNOW IF YOU DID NOT READ THIS!!!!!!!!

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An older gentleman was sleeping in bed with his dog Rusty as usual. When the man woke up he felt strange and saw blood. After he looked for his beloved Rusty he noticed some of his toes were missing! The man is diabetic and he never felt it! Rusty gnawed threw his toes and the bone!!! The bits of toes were left on his bed along with Rusty sleeping soundly. The man was in too much pain to get up grab the phone and dial 911 so he woke rusty! He told Rusty to fetch the phone (as he has done so many other times) and he did. The man dialed 911!

The ambulance came and they asked what happened. He didn't want to let them know so he hid the toes under his pillow. He didn't want them to take Rusty away!!!! So he just said, “No idea I woke up like this”. He went to the hospital and they did what they could. A day later when he came home he forgave poor Rusty. Now Rusty helps him out all the time with household chores.

This story shows what love can make you overcome. Please Pass this along to several of your friends and I guarantee a wish will come true. Have faith! You have nothing to lose!!!!

WISH.. MAKE A WISH.... MAKE A WISH...

You must forward this to friends and CC me for this to work!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

----- Original Message -----
From: Cindy Lookaround ; <> ; ; <>; ; ;
Sent: Monday, August 08, 2005 11:02 AM

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August 16, 2005

411!



411... what is up with the new automated freaking operators! Today I was simply trying to look up my dr. office. so this is pretty much how it went...

computer: city and state
me glen burnie md
computer: did you say corn burnie?
me: breathing heavy... glen burnie MD!
computer : glen burnie, md ...ok... name of listing
me: dr. Elliot gorbaty
computer dr. ec icebody?
me: DR. ELLIOT GORBATY
computer: dr. ec icebody?

transferring to operator

operator: city and state...
me: GLEN BURNIE MD
operator: name of listing
me: Dr. ELLIOT GORBATY

THE NUMBER IS...xxxxxxxx

so I call and it's a clothing store!


F*ck me...

recently I've been noticing the influx of 'effed up gym attire in my gym. Early morning attire too.

For example yesterday at 6:30 AM there was a guy doing weight training wearing a polo and Hawaiian bathing suit bottoms. What the F?!! I mean this guy wakes up at 6 and says to himself hmmm today is a good day to workout in swim trunks! What a freak! I also see guys wearing full clothing, jeans belt flip-flops and collar shirt. How is it even possible to workout in this garb?

August 15, 2005

contacts...



so I fell asleep wearing them yesterday afternoon. I woke up and didn't think twice about checking them went to target... found that I was having problems seeing. So when i got home i decided to take them out. the problem is only ONE was there. I was flipping out. Can a contact go behind your eye? Was there a contact behind my eye?? I looked all over the bed and nothing. I spent several hours asking Richard if there was a contact behind my eye... I think he was annoyed LOL