- When I am on the treadmill, please do not use the one next to me when 10 others are free. Especially, if you are going to wear jeans, a belt a button up shirt and "jog" with your hands flopping up and down as if you were trying to fly.
- Do your best not to drink a garlic bulb shake pre work out. I would like to be able to use equipment within a 20 foot radius of you.
- While driving, please do not write in your journal and use the phone at the same time. There is something called the side of the road, try it sometime.
- A license plate with GITRDID is sad, really sad. You have no chance to be successful in life.