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September 26, 2005

hotdogs



I don't like hotdogs. I don't eat meat. Just because the hotdog is made from chicken it doesn't sound good to me. My MIL is so silly sometimes.... I told her I don't like hotdogs. How many times is she going to tell me it's chicken? Who gives a Sh*t that its' chicken. I don't like unrecognizable meat packed in a casing of lips and hips. LOL!

September 21, 2005

camping

Finally I am getting back on track a bit... I worked out LBWO and did cardio for 45 minutes. I am going on my cruise on January 15th. I have to get in the best shape as possible... I love Gold's gym I love the cardio cinema! This weekend is going to be tramatic though. I am going " camping" in my inlaws backyard! My neice wants to go camping with uncle richard. Rather than really going camping we are camping in a camper in the backyard. Plus my MIL want to make "samoors" that is how she spells it... Ah yeah that would be smores...

September 20, 2005

the worst morning ever?



It's finally happened I believe I have just experienced the worst morning ever.... 6:00 I get up finally on time to go to the gym. My 3 dogs mom dad and pup are ready to go out. Mom and pup (two girls) don't always get along. Mom is a bit dominant to say the least... anyway... I take mom outside to the dog run. go back in the house get pup and dad. I have an "invisible radio fence" so I put the collar on the boy. The collar gives them a gentle shock if they try to leave the boundaries. So I am holding the pup and I put her in the dog run. Mom attacks her. I mean imagine two pit bulls in a ring attack. Since there is no way you can put your hand in there I turned on the hose at full blast on stream. I aim it towards their faces... Nothing still attacking each other... so I go in for the kill I grab mom by her back legs and pick her up in the air. She is still attached to the pup. Her face no less. I had to shake mom for at least 10 seconds to get them unlatched. Since they are Jack Russells They jump and HIGH. So I have to pick mom up practically over my head so pup can't still bite her.. but she jumps almost 5 feet and kept biting her ass. Until she BIT MY ARM BY MISTAKE. I had to kick her off me! I put the pup in the dog run. Still holding the mom in the air with a bloody arm. Then I hear dad crying! The water I guess activated the collar! so my poor boy is getting shocked. I had to help him, while carrying mom and a very damaged arm. I get mom and dad in the house, mom is full of blood and soaking wet. I take her upstairs and she falls asleep in bed. Dad went back out with the pup.

I am not sure what the hell I am going to do! All the dogs are very good on their own. It's mom she is so dominant with other girls...

BUT after all this I went to the gym! LOL My arm is green/black, bloody and swollen.....