Fingernails

Is it me or are fingernails disgusting? Especially women or men for that matter that grow them long. 99% of the time there is sh*t under them. Typically they are different lengths and shapes. GROSS.

My worst fingernail experience was one day at work, I was eating lunch with a co-worker who has fake nails. She was eating a sub and when finished actually used her nails to pick up the whole wheat crumbs and eat, let me repeat EAT what was under there. How effing hungry do you need to be to eat what has collected under your fingernails? I started dry heaving when I saw her do this. I could have loaned her a few quarters for a bag of chips!!! blachhhh!
p.s. THOSE ARE NOT MY FINGERNAILS!