April 4, 2005

Ode to Stink...

My dream would be to send this letter to a co-worker of mine. Read on I believe it's self explanatory.

Dearest Stink Bomb,

Nobody finds it amusing when you say “ouch” , limp or make a sad (wah wah) face when you hurt yourself. It’s actually quite the contrary... It’s grotesque. You are a ”grown man” and all your little “boo-boos” are not only disgusting, but plain retarded to anyone with half a brain. It makes us even more repulsed than ever and have not an ounce of sympathy for you.

Be a man, Break a bone, become and amputee and perhaps we will show a bit of sympathy but next time you stub your “toddler toes” or bang your elbow.... Keep it to your f’ing self . No one, I repeat No one gives a Sh*t!

Thank you-
The group!

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